The message was as follows:
I received the following response:I have just written up my Samsung customer support experience:http://bytesnbikes.blogspot.ca/2013/02/samsung-galaxy-infuse-is-lemon.htmlI used to be a huge fan of Samsung Android phones, frequently recommending them to friends and relatives.After this experience I will never by another Samsung device of any description.Congratulations on losing a loyal customer.
Thank you for contacting Samsung Customer Care.
We understand that you have an issue with your phone replacement.
We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused.
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Samsung values the relationship with its customers. We realize that you have been greatly inconvenienced by the situation.
Thank you for contacting Samsung.
So I once again called the support line. Once again, they are not actually prepared to do anything about the situation other than giving me a number where I can get a quote for the cost of a repair.
So although "Samsung values the relationship with its customers" and realizes that I have been "greatly inconvenienced by the situation" they are still not prepared to do anything about the situation.
In short, they are just wasting my time by asking me to call them.
Update: they have opened a new support ticket and punted things back up to executive support with a promise to get back to me in 24-48 hours. Watch this space for the next fun instalment.